We all have that friend who complains about being too busy to eat a snack. Well guess what? They’re liars. Everyone has time for a Slim Jim.
Whether you are being robbed, saving precious lives or a knight from the whatevereth century, there is literally no excuse to not have a Slim Jim
If there’s one thing every knight knows, it’s to pack your Slim Jim for the evening fire dance
Don’t let hunger distract you from the job